HOW FUCKING LAME DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO SEND NUDES OVER YOUR 3DS
how fucking lame do you have to be to not send nudes over your 3ds? they’re in 3d. they’re the nudes of the future, obviously. you’re moronic 2d nudes have gone out of style and nobody cares about your behind the times ass self. Get on my level, bitch.
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
via sassyvriskersTELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
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